Tartine Bakery
Neighborhood: Mission

600 Guerrero St
San Francisco, CA 94110

Kelly H. writes: I hate living so close to this place.  Truly hate it.

If I had PMS and lived in the Sunset, I'd just eat the five month old Oreo's from my cupboard.  I have PMS in the gourmet food ghetto of the Mission and I have Lemon-moistened genoise layered with…

Your Basic Bird
Neighborhood: Claremont, Elmwood

2940 College Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94705

Lauren C. writes: This is the best place (other than a trusted, caring breeder) to buy birds.  I bought my first cockatiel, Bello, from some other store and they were keeping their birds in a opaque plastic storage tub.  There was nothing in the tub but some newspaper…

Aziza
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

5800 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94121

Ed to the M. writes: 4 Hot Babes Dined About Town here at Aziza.  Well, it was actually officially called 3 Hot Babes and One Loud Sweaty Fat Chinky Guy Dine About Town, but we shortened it to 4 Hot Babes because it sounds better.  We're pragmatists.  Tanya Z, Maria D,…

Tawan's Thai Food
Neighborhood: Inner Richmond

4403 Geary Blvd
San Francisco, CA 94118

Drue C. writes: BYOB - W #3*

Is it a craft store? Is it a preschool? No, its a hole in the wall Thai restaurant (named after the owners son who donates the artwork to the business) which sells all sorts of beaded jewelry, displayed on several walls right alongside a…

El Castillito
Neighborhood: Castro

136 Church St
San Francisco, CA 94114

Ed to the M. writes: This is the second El Castillito I've reviewed - the first one being the one hardcore in the Castro (see http://www.yelp.com/bi...).  My first comment still stands, I still think we should call all taquerias in the Castro ta-QUEER-ias.

Anyways, I'm…

Harbor Village Restaurant
Neighborhood: Financial District

4 Embarcadero Center
San Francisco, CA 94111

L. M. writes: Dear Harbor Village Owner,
Where have you gone? What did we do wrong? I love you... come back to me. I need you... I need your crunchy har gows, your savory sui mais, we feel lost without your delicious jooks. I'm weeping for you. Please call me... I…

Aurora Theatre Company
Neighborhood: Downtown Berkeley

2081 Addison St
Berkeley, CA 94704

Jeff D. writes: I was the PR guy for this company for several years, and watched this company grow from tiny and good to not so tiny and great.

Under the brilliant tutelage of Barbara Oliver (then) and Tom Ross (now), the Aurora is putting out some of the best…

Firefly
Neighborhood: Noe Valley

4288 24th St
San Francisco, CA 94114

laura b. writes: My dad took me on a date here.  Best date I've had in a long time even though my mom came along.  Honestly, that is how I feel when I eat out with my parents.  It's me and my dad and the precocious whiny 12 year-old who wants her steak cut into…

GoKart Racer

1541 Adrian Rd
Burlingame, CA 94010

luis .. writes: One of my favorite things to do for fun when I was young was to jump on my big wheel and go tearing up and down the sidwalk in front of our house.  We had a somewhat steep driveway that made for the perfect drift opportunity as you reached the bottom…

Arthur Beren Shoes
Neighborhood: Union Square

222 Stockton Street
San Francisco, CA 94107

Ed C. writes: Holy crispy pata!

Here I was, eating my scrambled eggs and sausage and filling out the Travel and Leisure website's The Best City You've Ever Visited questionnaire, when all of a sudden the name of my most favorite shoe store in the world suddenly…

Blue Bottle Coffee Co.
Neighborhood: Hayes Valley

315 Linden St
San Francisco, CA 94102

Karen K. writes: while waiting in line for coffee, i overheard a conversation going on between the well dressed couple behind me.  the topic was 'confidence' and the lady was going on about how she understands why women have a tendency to be insecure but didn't…

Cowgirl Creamery Artisan Cheese
Neighborhood: Embarcadero

1 Ferry Building
Marketplace Shop #17
San Francisco, CA 94102

Kerrie L. writes: This past Mother's Day, we took my sister out to do everything *she* wanted to do.  After so much sacrifice (e.g. taking all the burnt or broken pieces of food, giving up the last strawberry, and passing on the Orson elite event as my +1), she…

Baker Beach

Gibson Rd
San Francisco, CA 94129

Keane L. writes: "You look so fine... I want to break your heart and give you mine."

There are two ways to live: success in staying or failure in dying. It's the crash of the waves that sets you free, the cold air combined with harsh, unfriendly sand. Kids, tourists,…

Musee Mecanique
Neighborhood: Fisherman's Wharf

Pier 45
San Francisco, CA 94133

tinna h. writes: .        _________
      ||                       ||  Photoboooooth!! :) Must visit again soon. Any takers!?
      ||                       ||  
      ||                       ||  I like the sign that says the price is ~$3, but also makes note
     …

Richart Chocolate
Neighborhood: Union Square

393 Sutter St
San Francisco, CA 94109

Atif I. writes: Parasite: (n) - an organism that grows, feeds, and is sheltered on or in a different organism while contributing nothing to the survival of its host; one who habitually takes advantage of the generosity of others without making any useful return.…

Held Over
Neighborhood: Haight-Ashbury

1543 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA 94117

Darin I. writes: Everyone knows only two types of people should shop vintage.  Folks gifted with an innate sense of style and asians, who have a genetic predisposition for making trash chic.  If you don't fall into either group, you're seriously fucked.

That said, you…

Bryan Lee Clothing
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

1840 Union St
San Francisco, CA 94123

Chris C. writes: I didn't even shop here myself but I just had to give four stars because of the service that they provided for my girlfriend.  Just moments after leaving the Blue Jean Bar or whatever it was and being treated like we weren't "worthy" to shop there,…

Sophie's Crepes
Neighborhood: Japantown, Pacific Heights

1581 Webster St
San Francisco, CA 94115

Keane L. writes: Memo: Sophie.

Re: Your crepes.

I'd like to inform you that your dessert crepes are too delicious for their own damn good. Once a shining champion of sharing, I have been reduced to prison-style hoarding. Observe my shifty eyes while I eat without a…

Chillin' Productions
Neighborhood: SOMA

444 Jessie St
San Francisco, CA 94114

Thomas F. writes: Wow, Kudos on 9 years!!!

I have to admit that I really miss Irene's Chillin' Tuesdays at 111 Minna, but I'm happy for her much deserved success with her enormous events @ Mezzanine

Her parties are always a blast and she knows every talented artist, dj…

Mandarin Oriental Hotel
Neighborhood: Financial District

222 Sansome St
San Francisco, CA 94104

teapot .. writes: wonderful hotel.  except i wonder, what are y'all doing living in san francisco and reviewing hotels in san francisco?

does your spouse know?

Wags Pet Wash & Awesome Accessories
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1840 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

Gregor G. writes: My little guy (Baxter-Boo) gets his nails trimmed by the friendly Wags-ter team. They're super-nice, reasonably-priced, efficient, and don't require an appointment for mani/pedi's, so it's very convenient to swing by and prevent his paws from looking…

Parsnips
Neighborhood: Pacific Heights

2915 Sacramento Street
San Francisco, CA 94115

Tiffany B. writes: When a hairstylist has great skills, aesthetics, truly listens, offers sound and honest advice, and is genuinely passionate about their 'art' - they make the cut!  While I enjoy my fair share of experimentation, spontaneity and meeting new people, I…

Sports Basement

610 Mason St
San Francisco, CA 94129

Kristina R. writes: I have this kid in my class.  We call him The Energizer Bunny.  Guess why!

Yesterday, I realized how out of shape I was when the Energizer Bunny nearly killed me.  I was walking towards the art table and WHAAAMP...the kid swooshed by like a bolt of…

Smoke Signals
Neighborhood: Russian Hill

2223 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

Fallopian Swim Team D. writes: When we lived in NY, we used to spend $200 a month on magazines (mostly imported). I have long since sobered up, and (mostly) gotten rid of that nasty habit. When I fall of of the wagon, I run right down to Smoke Signals and they never fail to…

The Saloon
Neighborhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill

1232 Grant Avenue
San Francisco, CA 94133

Will O. writes: The first thing I noticed on my virginal visit to this dilapidated establishment was an old homeless guy standing out front. He appeared to be asking people for handouts on their way in. I was trying to kind of sidle past him when he reached out and…

John Barleycorn Pub
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1415 Larkin St
San Francisco, CA 94109

Omid T. writes: This is utterly futile, isn't it?

Why should I bother reviewing a place that's hopelessly destined to close up shop thanks to a landlord who refuses to renew a lease?

I felt it was utterly pointless to go here to "Save the John Barleycorn." I mean,…

Molinari Delicatessen
Neighborhood: North Beach/Telegraph Hill

373 Columbus Ave
San Francisco, CA 94133

Brad C. writes: Do, do you have some fresh-sliced meat handy?
Do, do you know how much i like provolone cheese?

Are-are-are you patient for the mustard, hold the mayonnaise
Cause I might need some time to fill the hole in my stomach and I

I've tried every sub deli…

Picnic
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1808 Polk Street
San Francisco, CA 94109

Lenea M. writes: This cute boutique really is a Picnic....the buyer/owner of this store for sure had great taste and knows fashion. If only we can get some cheese/crakers and wine then I would feel like I am at a Picnic when I come into the store.

Amoeba Music Berkeley
Neighborhood: UC Campus Area, Telegraph Ave

2455 Telegraph Avenue
Berkeley, CA 94704

Lolia S. writes: It's not as large as their location in SF and my fond old memories of shopping for music in Berkeley belong to the Rasputin's (and Leopold Records, RIP).  The lack of a goth/industrial section is also disappointing (and not one Sleep Chamber CD).…

Say Cheese
Neighborhood: Cole Valley

856 Cole St
San Francisco, CA 94117

Ravena F. writes: So I took my new friend, who's fresh off the plane from France here, and she was mildly impressed.  WOAH!!!  That's right, she's a real French mademoiselle, and she vaguely approved of a store that sells cheeses here in the U.S.

That's gotta be worth…

Mane Attraction
Neighborhood: Cole Valley

103 Carl Street
San Francisco, CA 94117

mazzy r. writes: I like this little salon, but do not let the Vietnamese stylist anywhere near your hair with a razor.   Bad razor bad.

Plant Warehouse
Neighborhood: Nob Hill

1628 California St
San Francisco, CA 94109

Mitsi H. writes: I've bought many plants at Plant Warehouse that have survived and flourished. I am looking at some of them now that I should really re-pot.

I was by here today and was sad I couldn't buy more but honestly, how many plants does one person need? Not to…

Porchlight
Neighborhood: Castro

Cafe Du Nord
2172 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94110

dana v. writes: Stand-up comedy is great, but it can be sort of phony, exagerated, and desperate.  The comedians have a profession and money to make.

On the other hand -- storytelling is often pretty damn funny and is totally genuine.  By the time the stories reach…

El Metate
Neighborhood: Mission

2406 Bryant St
San Francisco, CA 94110

Bucky K. writes: I've seen the way you look at me with your judgmental eyes. I've heard the whispers. "wow, bucky likes to eat a lot of burritos." No one else knows that better than me. And yet... you still couldn't hide El Metate from me. I found it yesterday…

Little Star Pizza
Neighborhood: Western Addition/NOPA

846 Divisadero St
San Francisco, CA 94116

Darin I. writes: Well kids, it was bound to happen. My no-good asshole fuckface douchebag Ex who cheated on me FINALLY came by my apartment to pick up the last of his shit -- over a YEAR after moving out.

That's right.  I know you're surprised to hear I didn't give…

SCRAP
Neighborhood: Bayview/Hunters Point

801 Toland St
San Francisco, CA 94124

Kristina R. writes: Cost of classroom supplies bought so far with out of pocket money for the upcoming school year:  $980.00

Thanks to places like SCRAP and the much more organized RAFT in San Jose, I'm not paying twice that amount this year.  

It's like dumpster diving…

Sea Bowl

4625 Coast Hwy
Pacifica, CA 94044

Liz C. writes: So, my friend wanted to celebrate her birthday by taking 16 friends to knock down bowling pins here at Sea Bowl.

I SUCK at bowling. I'll play volleyball, softball, tennis, snowboard, run, skip, hop, and even try the underwater basket-weaving thing.…

Chestnut Street Coffee Roastery
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow

2331 Chestnut St
San Francisco, CA 94123

andy r. writes: Tasty coffee. A nice place to sit outside while waiting for your own Ken & Barbie, Ken & Ken, Barbie & Skipper to join meet up before dins at Mamacita. Fortunately, the primary demo here is 45+.

Il Massimo Lounge
Neighborhood: Financial District

5 Embarcadero Center
San Francisco, CA 94111

Janney B. writes: It's the end of the quarter and I'm working on 15 deals simultaneously.  Instead of pulling my hair out, I have a big smile on my face.

Why am I smiling when I should be crying?  

The boss just brought me half of a veggie sandwich with delicious…

Four Star Theatre
Neighborhood: Outer Richmond

2200 Clement St
San Francisco, CA 94121

David D. writes: This is one of those little theaters that seems to survive regardless of the mega-complexes that theoretically should have driven them out of business.  It operates on a shoestring, and the movies are terrific!  

There are two screens: the original…